WISDOM FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Happy Weekend!
~ Deena
(These grapes actually had a curly stem! I don't think I had ever seen store-bought grapes that a curly vine still attached... I thought it was fun... ) ;)
Funny and well-done.
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